LORD BZZZT

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LORD BZZZT

A true aristocrat and proud member of the Order of the Two-Legged Lords!

I’m happy that I can finally introduce you to a new unique character available in my e-shop! You can add him to your collection right now!

HAND-SCULPT AND CONCEPT - LUKAS ZABA

BOXART - LUKAS ZABA 

TOTAL HEIGHT - 85mm

INSIDE EVERY BOX - 4 High Quality Resin parts, sticker and visit card

• This miniature is supplied unpainted and unassembled
• This is not a toy. Recommended for ages 14 and over

STORY OF LORD BZZZT:

Lord Bzzzt was a proud member of the Order of the Two-Legged Lords, a noble lineage of flies who, generations ago, chose to rise above ordinary insects. Like a true aristocrat, he walked upright on two legs, clad in leather boots and carrying a halberd, ever ready to defend the pride of his kind against anyone who dared question his sovereignty.

In the courtyards of crumbling latrines, Lord Bzzzt was known both as a tactician and a gentleman. His fighting style was graceful and precise.

Despite his human-like refinement and manners, he bore a weakness that seemed like a relic of the old ways. Whenever he felt a tickle in his belly, he would lay down his halberd, inhale deeply, and march off toward the nearest pile of fresh excrement. There, he would squat quietly and indulge in his gourmet moment.

Among flies, this was hardly unusual. Feces were part of culture and tradition. The difference lay in the execution: while others feasted hastily and without grace, Lord Bzzzt savoured every bite with the poise of one sipping aged wine.

And so Lord Bzzzt, hero of latrines and battlefields alike, continued on his noble path with a snack in his belly and on his boots, honor and wisdom in his heart.

„As Lord Bzzzt always says: ‘Bzz bzzz bz bz bzzzzzz bzz.’“